Kayla plays The Sims 4

 

Guess who played ts4 for 8 hours straight? 

This be my first sim, Catherine Bliss:

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Heres a bunch of random pictures in no particular order because they aren’t in order in my screenshot folder for some reason and I’m lazy.

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And here is a video I made of a conversation because I love the smooth transition between interactions.

Not an update, but awesome news!

In case you didn’t see this http://simsvip.com/2014/07/23/one-week-only-the-sims-2-ultimate-collection-free/

 

You can get TS2 and ALL expansions and stuff packs for free on origin by using the redemtion code I-LOVE-THE-SIMS for this week only. So hurry and do it before they take it away!

Check your origin guys.

You may have the ts2 ultimate collection on there now or the sims 4 CAS demo.

Also there is a sale and everything is cheap!

1.4 Married, finally!

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I’m back! Its been a while since I played this chapter so I don’t know what half the pictures are for but I’m going to use them anyway. *crosses fingers that its entertaining at least*

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Last chapter Algernon was born and this is the next picture I have of him because obviously I’m the best legacy documentator ever. The red squiggly line tells me documentator isn’t a word but I digress, look at the cute!

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I don’t remember what traits he was born with but one is artistic, so there’s that.

Also his favorite color is purple I can remember because shirt.

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Meanwhile J’zargo loves his master very much.

J’zargo told you to get him a scratching post. You did not.

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Juniper forgot the stinging pain in her feet when Mason sent her an invite to his party. A costume party!

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Upon arriving to the party Juniper does what any normal loving mother would do, drop Algernon in the bushes.

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Half of this woman is Mason’s new wife Morida O’Connell Sackholme. The lower half is their love child.

HA YOUR BELLY IS WEIRD

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Thanks for coming to my partmahdhamdmah

Man, being oblivious is so tiring!

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Before leaving for the party I got a pop up saying that Mason had no money and Juniper promptly rolled the wish to just be friends so she did that. Also turned him into a zombie because reasons.

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Got one of these dreaded things in the mail. Named it Alice. Don’t get used to it, Algernon.

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No reason for this picture other than I love J’zargo’s eyeballs. What a cutie.

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I was sick of alchemy so I had Juniper try her hand at painting. She did this. I had a really funny caption for this I’m sure.

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Soft kitty warm kitty little ball of-

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MURDER! J’zargo is no soft kitty. He is a hawk devouring his prey.

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No pictures while I’m doing my poops!

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FIRST STEP POTTY, NEXT THE WORLD! Go child and do my bidding!

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Yes, mother.

That isn’t creepy at all. Wtf.

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A visitor oh my oh me I wonder who it could be

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Chloe O’Reilly decided to stop by and she has gorgeous purple hair

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Juniper had only one thing on her mind

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Lol I know, I cheat too much. What’s the point of playing a witch when you can’t use spells to take the easy way out though?Screenshot-22Screenshot-23

But it doesn’t matter because she’s family oriented and married.

Your lips didn’t feel too married!

Everyone in this town is married.

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Uh I don’t know what happened here but the reason I’m here is to ask you some questions about the mysterious fire a few nights ago.

Ha, yeah about that..

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*sings walk like an Egyptian*

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Oh, I love that song. You’re a good singer by the way you could be a star! What was I talking about again?

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I peed eveywere.

We were so close son. So close.

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Later she tried again and again. It just wasn’t happening for them.

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Can I have your address? I uh, want to send you something.

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So the next day she goes to her house. This is her husband, Conor.

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Juniper nor I are ones to give up easily. I wanted Conor to catch her in the act to break them up.

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You are EVIL! I know what you are up to and its not going to work. My husband is a moron and didn’t even notice.

Thanks for ruining the shot Algernon.

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What is up with her right?

I know!

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I’M STARVING

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Yaaas accepted!

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That was cold as ice, walking into someone’s home to ruin their marriage.

Not the way I was planning on going, but it works.

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Not wanting to lose him to story progression, Juniper liked it so she put a ring on it.

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And proceeded to get married right there in front of his entire family.

It drove them to drink.

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So, finally my founder has a husband! This is now Conor Valkyrie. His traits are

Family oriented (he sure showed that!)

Handy

Natural Cook

Angler

Bookworm.

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Me to finally take over the world!

I interrupt your irregularly scheduled program

 

To introduce myself. Well, my sim self.

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If she would you know, get off the computer for a second.

Look who’s talkin.

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Seems like this is as good as we’re going to get.

That’s what your parents said. Wait, crap.

Kayla is a childish, absent-minded night owl who loves computers and swimming.

 

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Bonus picture of her playing frisbee with Matthius Cole

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Such grace.

Don’t worry Samantha, I’m not banging your sim. Not yet anyway, I don’t know what story progressions gonna do.

Hello there friends

The Valkyries will be with you shortly. I downloaded an almost empty world and I’m currently filling it up with some houses and sims to move them into. Send me some download links if you want your sims/simselves in it.. 😀

 

Also I don’t know how to wordpress anymore, it says my blog is untitled, how do I give it one?   nvm i got it. i’m specialz

 

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Juniper wants to invade, i mean, takeover, I mean reside peacefully in your game.

Shes up for download

http://www.thesims3.com/assetDetail.html?assetId=8311187

 

I forgot to upload her as a YA so you can age her down if you wish. You can also change her clothes and hair if ya wanna. 

 

I hope to see her making mischief in your legacies. 😀

1.3 Remind Me of the Babe

 

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I’m on a roll!

Last time Juniper “accidentally” killed Mullet. Chatted up cute green guy, Mason Sackholme and had all the bad moodlets.

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With all the bad moodlets gone, Juniper is actually in a good mood for once, and is happily tending her garden. She’s even whistling!

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Two and a half weeks in I figured it was time for some walls and a roof so I put together a small ugly box for her to live in. I added the dragon accents for some flair.

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I also thought it was time to fufill a wish she’s had since creation.

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And get a kitty! This is J’zargo.

J’zargo has a flea behind his ear, can you get that for J’zargo?

J zargo. i actually did_000671_4604143

I’ll stop naming things after Skyrim when pigs fly.

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For some reason Juniper fails a lot in alchemy despite her level 7 skill.

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I don’t know what went wrong!

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Oh look its Mason!

Sorry I was just walking by and stopped to use your facilities.

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Wait where am I? What was I doing?

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Bam!

Whu-what was that?

Insta-friendship is what it is.

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I feel funny. And strangely loveable.

Hot.

Woot for love charms and friend potions, I like taking things the easy way out.

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Once inside Jun went in for the kill.

If you break my heart I’ll break your ribs.

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Good thing he didn’t then!

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Then they slow danced to hardcore rap music. Screenshot-134

I can not physically get through this door!

I got the popup he was leaving so I locked the door. *shrugs* Maybe I’m just as bad as Juniper.

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That pesky door does that sometimes. Come cuddle with me.

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humma

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Later on Jun fails.

Its coming out of both ends!

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Oh that explains it!

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Tell me I’m beautiful.

No you’re fat.

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“Stared blankly at a nearby tree” No wonder! Last time Jun was cheated on, he died.

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Oh no. Mullet’s fate is now mine.

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WHAT DID I DO?

You ded son.

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Good thing for Mason, pregnancy has made her soft so she didn’t wish to set him on fire.

However he deserved something so she cursed him with the voodoo doll.

This is so embarrassing!

You got off easy.

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The next day Algernon was born! Algernon means “wearing a mustache” and if you don’t think that’s the coolest name ever you’re lying.

He was born with the artistic and loner traits locked in.

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Yo.

Shortest chapter yet! I’m sorry.  Lets not think of them as short, but fun sized. I like that better.

1.2 Girl on Fire

 

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Whoa, a second chapter? I’m actual doing it? Progress! I’m not used to captioning pictures, so the next few chapters probably wont be great, or I won’t know why I took certain pictures, I’ll get better I promise!

In the last way too short chapter, Juniper moved into her “house”, met Mullet, who proceeded to poke her eyes out, and got a dragon named Alduin who is way too cheaty but loveable.

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I sent Juniper to the Ren Faire, I love it, I’m going to make a new one though so there is more things to do. I’ll probably add a rollercoaster (:

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I LOVE the archery set, its so cool! And very good practice for an evil murderer.

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You’re not supposed to tell them that, yet.

They know.

They know too much.

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Apparently this was the next screenshot I took. Having Seasons and no walls or roof is not a good idea, here she spontaneously combusted because it was hot outside, pansy.

What’s that smell?

Burning flesh.

My favorite!

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OH CRAP ITS MINE PUT IT OUT PUT IT OUT

Walk it off.

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Luckily her state of the art outhouse has a shower.

I’M TOO YOUNG AND BEAUTIFUL TO DIE

Yeah you probably shouldn’t, I don’t wanna fail yet.

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Oh Hi Mullet! Yeah nothings up, boring day. A date at the beach sounds great!

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Does this look like the face of a girl about to go on her first date?

I sense a disturbance in the force. By the force I mean the Nraas pop up I just got.

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And so she ‘flew’

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And ran. This beach is is really too far away.

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By the time she got there, Mullet was asleep.

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I can’t believe you cheated on me!

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Cheated? You weren’t even dating?

Close enough!

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I can’t even! Don’t you remember all the good times we had? Was it for nothing?

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I think you’re overreacting.

Please. It clearly said romantic interest in the relationship panel and he goes and gets married.

*betrayed moodlet for 2 days*

Sigh.

*rolls wish to set him on fire*

No really. It was more like “cast fire spell on mullet” but that’s the gist of it.

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I’M COMING HOME TO YOU ELIZABETH

Yeah! You better run!

Run like the wind Mullet, run like the wind.

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Well since she went all the way here, she might as well make the best of it and try to cool off.

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SUN BURN!!! THAT’S THE LAST STRAW!

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Oh jeez that’s scary. She really can’t catch a break today!

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Later at the alchemy shop she declared this lady her nemeses for no reason.

No reason? Trenchcoat! What’s she trying to hide?

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This is just creepy, I had to add it in. She’s smiling at her glaring red plumbob. And thinking of daggers.

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She thought of daggers for a long time, actually.

Yeah, where can I get one?

That’s not what you’re here for.

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You’re here for honey! Aw you’re finally smiling :3

When I get my mind to honey, I stick to it.

Are you rumbly in your tumbly?

bbhmh1

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The next day I thought I would let her fulfill her wish to get revenge on Mullet.

Don’t say I don’t give you anything.

He will rue the day he betrayed me! Rue!

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But of course the spell backfired and she caught herself on fire. Again.

It was the suns fault the first time.

Yeah, but the second and THIRD time was yours.

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I found the adorable green guy again!

Hey. Sup?

Chillin.

Hah. Get it? Cause she’s frozen. haaaaa

I remembered his name, Mason.

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I can’t believe a guy like Mullet would cheat on a beautiful lady such as yourself.

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Yeah, about that. Could you stab him for me? My creator won’t let me have a dagger.

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Ye-yeah I think I could do that for you.

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It took a long time, and she got the worst of it a few times, but she finally caught him on fire. And by this time, I was mad. She kept having to run to her house to put herself out so I needed to get some revenge myself too.

YEAH! Now you’re talking.

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Um I think we can do better than this. I have an idea.

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That’ll do it.

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Good job trapping yourself, idiot.

I don’t know who the rest of those people are, they ran to the fire like moths.

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The fire got inside and well

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welp

RIP MULLET.

There were no other casualties.

1.1 Juniper

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Lets skip introductions, cause I’ve wrote far too many of them. Welcome to the first and hopefully not last installment of my legacy! Lets meet our lovely founder.

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Oh look the mailbox is sparkling.

Ahem, this thing is about me.

Right. This is Juniper Valkyrie. In Norse mythology, a valkyrie (from old norse valkyrja “chooser of the slain”) is one of a host of female figures who choose those who may die in battle and those who may live. But I spelled it wrong in game, so it probably doesn’t mean anything.

Her traits are evil, commitment issues, gatherer, snob, and cat lover.

She aspires to be a gold digger (how ambitious!)

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Also she’s a witch. (with a capital B) As evidenced here.

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She lives in beautiful Dragon Valley. Well it would be beautiful if I waited for it to load.

I can see my house from here!

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What house? The outhouse, you mean.

You hate me.

Not yet, don’t give me a reason to.

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Hi! Its your friendly neighborhood mascot, her to es- Shut up. *deletes*

Time traveler: uh screw this I’m out.

Yeah, we’ll save college and time travel for later, first things first, time to scope out the men in town.

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creepily from the bushes, of course. Lookit that one! He’s adorable and green :3

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While she took her sweet time getting here, the adorable green guy left and left us with this guy. I don’t remember his name so lets just call him Mullet.

Hey I’m Jun, nice to meet me.

HI, I’m Mullet.

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I saw this in a movie once. *yawns*

Huh?

Yeah right, that never works.

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Oh.

Squee! A girls never touched me before. What do I do? *instant romantic interest*

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It works when you look like me. Now watch this.

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Hah! deniiieed.

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He’s just nervous, I have that affect on people.

Yeah, or you literally just met a minute ago and he’s not ready to make out yet.

Rejected first kiss moodlet: trolololol.

Who are you talking to?

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THOSE PEOPLE.

Oh, erm, okay.

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You’re a big bag of crazy, I like that.

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How could he not, look at me. I’d marry myself.

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Later on, she was hungry. Since I neglected to buy a fridge this poison apple is all she has to eat. Oh well I’ll go with it.

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Goodbye, cruel world.

Ah, you’re just taking a nap. Your prince will be here soon.

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When she woke up she noticed a surprise I left for her, a dragon egg! My first dragon ❤

Aw, aren’t you just the cutiest.

It was impossible for her to not sound like a Muppet, talking to it.

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His name is Alduin. She somehow found a small fish for him to eat, even though she eats nothing but poison apples herself. Not now though, considering holding the dragon fills your hunger and energy bars, they are cheaty little things, I like em.

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This one also drops death flowers, which is way cool.

I’m going to end this here because my internet hates long updates.

Next time there will be fire, death, and dating.  Possibly not in that order. Stay tuned. Or don’t, your call.